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Come on, we both know how awkward this is going to be, so let's forget about it and just pretend I wrote something here.

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

(via sextnoise)

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle, via dutchster)

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: habibichic, via perks-of-being-chinese)

blackumi:

What in f**ks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in f**ks name is this flying water

(via piefacemcgee)

whorville:

I can not believe how many followers I do not have

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

If you’re a girl who likes girls, please reblog this

(Source: lgbt-cuties, via dirty-little-c0py-c0p)

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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transkaidan:

do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks

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